Hello World

"There's an ancient Chinese myth about yin and yang.  The Chinese discovered that if one takes a circle and separates it into two parts, these parts form a pair of things that, when combined... form a circle." -Buster

If you're reading this, thanks.  The time you're wasting on the Internet is, of course, precious, and I appreciate that you've chosen to waste it here.  Hopefully this will become a semi-daily, totally irrelevant monologue about everything you never knew you cared about, and will probably forget a few minutes after reading.  Unless it accidentally ends up being really funny, in which case you're obligated to quote it to at least four friends, who will then read my blog.

This is probably how evil plans for world domination start.

Anyway, down to business.  If you crawled out from under your rock within the past week, you probably heard about the massive earthquake in Haiti.  Several times.  I'm gonna get up on my soapbox here and tell you to donate some money to the Red Cross-- ten bucks on your credit card statement and you can actually feel good about yourself a little.  Hit up www.redcross.org, click the unignorably red "DONATE NOW" button and pick "Haiti Relief and Development", or whatever you prefer to donate to.  It's worth two minutes and ten dollars.

On a lighter note, Wayne Rooney scored four goals in a Premier League match for the first time in his career to put Manchester United back where they belong-- on top of the table.  If the previous sentence meant nothing to you, don't worry about it.  If you understood it and it didn't enrich your life and lift your spirit, you're a bloody wanker who probably supports Arsenal just because everybody else does.

If you think soccer is boring: http://ballhype.com/video/manchester-united-4-0-hull-city-video/

Notice the guy lying curled up on the ground during Rooney's second goal?  HE'S FAKING.  I can tell because he doesn't play for Manchester United.

If you still think soccer is boring, you're worse than the Arsenal supporters.

That's all I got for today, except the physics quiz that's about to kick my ass.